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Caledonian Drunken Mantis Style Kung Fu 101

The Oracle February 13, 2019Video Kung Fu Music Video

For those who’ve been looking for an easy beginner introduction to Caledonian Drunken Mantis Style Kung Fu, we made you a video!

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It’s Not A Bug, It’s A Feature Shirts

The Oracle October 16, 2021 No Comments

A shirt design made from one of the pages of Lightly Carnaged Zine #2 is now available on Amazon Follow links below to buy our…

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Monkey Man – New Official Product

The Oracle January 18, 2021 No Comments

This monkey man in a recliner chair who stares at you in judgement first appeared in Lightly Carnaged zine #1. Now you can get him…

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New Ostrich Von Nipple Music Video!

The Oracle November 27, 2022

You may notice, this new video we made isn’t on our usual Lightly Carnaged channel. That’s because this one is so fancy it gets to…

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Paperhouse Dance

The Oracle June 9, 2022 No Comments

Dance battle at the Tengu drum circle! If you do well your goiter might be removed, but beware not to cross the Tengu.

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Bauhaus Ballet

The Oracle December 8, 2021 No Comments

And by Bauhaus I don’t mean the band (surprisingly enough), I mean some good ol’ Oskar Schlemmer ballet dancing set to the music Requiem Fur…

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Happy BeastMaster Halloween

The Oracle October 29, 2021 No Comments

This video featuring clips of Mathew Barney’s Cremaster Cycles for Virgin Prunes song ‘Beast’ is really weird and disturbs me greatly…. perfect for release on…

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Anti-Motion Sickness Glasses

The Oracle July 3, 2021 No Comments

One thing is for sure, you wont want to barf when you wear this high fashion eye wear. Honestly I’m not sure why one of…

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This is the only good way to eat pickles.

The Oracle March 5, 2021 No Comments

In soup form. Mmmmmm. NomNomNom.

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Your Very Own Golf Carting Seniors

The Oracle February 7, 2021 No Comments

You can only wish and hope and dream to be as cool as these seniors. At least you can stick them on your wall to…

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Head Hammock

The Oracle January 9, 2021 No Comments

*Whispers* What’s with that mysterious figure in the background?

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Residents Holiday Gifs

The Oracle December 17, 2022

Here are our Residents Holiday Gifs! Mostly Santa Dogs. Feel free to download and share. Enjoy!

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The Sky is Falling! Read on, to find out more.

The Oracle February 25, 2019

The Sky is Falling!The Sky is Falling!The Sky is Falling! Oh oops, NEVERMIND! False alarm! Turns out I’m just flying upwards. I guess that makes…

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I’ll pull this basket over!

The Oracle February 22, 2019

Ya’ll better stop fussin’ or I’ll pull this basket over and we’ll all fuss!

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Fish Pie Recipe

The Oracle February 9, 2019

Ingredients: 10 fish 1 pie crust Instructions: Combine the fish and pie crust and bake until the fish begin dancing (as pictured)

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Ostrich Von Nipple Invaders!

The Oracle March 10, 2019

Ostrich Von Nipple Invaders game is here! We here at Lightly Carnaged really love the wonderful music of Ostrich Von Nipple and decided he needed…