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It’s protein music night down at the pub!

The Oracle March 10, 2019Video Protein Music Pub Dance

Tonight we’ll be playing only music based on protein sequences here at the Lightly Carnaged pub, such as this crowd favorite, the Gamma Lens Crystallin…

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A dance for animal themed people

The Oracle March 6, 2019Video Animal Dance Music Video

Are you having a hard time figuring out what dance to do when you are animal themed? Well, no matter if you are chicken, bull,…

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The Sky is Falling! Read on, to find out more.

The Oracle February 25, 2019Image birds with boobs newsflash

The Sky is Falling!The Sky is Falling!The Sky is Falling! Oh oops, NEVERMIND! False alarm! Turns out I’m just flying upwards. I guess that makes…

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So you want to learn Modern Dancing…

The Oracle February 24, 2019Video dance instructional Music Video

We’ve got the video for you if you’re looking to learn the basics of modern dancing. Make sure you have your feather fans, jump rope,…

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I’ll pull this basket over!

The Oracle February 22, 2019Image Gif temper tantrum

Ya’ll better stop fussin’ or I’ll pull this basket over and we’ll all fuss!

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Marching Style Prancercise

The Oracle February 21, 2019Video Dancing Exercise Music Video

We all love that Prancercise lady right? She inspires us to get moving and have fun at the same time. Some of us need a…

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That invention we’ve been waiting for!

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Caledonian Drunken Mantis Style Kung Fu 101

The Oracle February 13, 2019Video Kung Fu Music Video

For those who’ve been looking for an easy beginner introduction to Caledonian Drunken Mantis Style Kung Fu, we made you a video!

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Ultimate Mana Potion Recipe

The Oracle February 12, 2019 Instructions Recipe

Feeling a bit short on energy? Maybe you just have low mana. Try this potion recipe to replenish your mana completely! Ingredients: 2 cups Blue…

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White Trash Beef Pancakes

The Oracle February 10, 2019 No Comments Instructions Recipe

This recipe is for a fusion cuisine breakfast based on the traditional Korean dish “Beef Pancakes”, but made with Steak-Umms and Wonder Breading. Serve with…

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It’s Not A Bug, It’s A Feature Shirts

The Oracle October 16, 2021 No Comments

A shirt design made from one of the pages of Lightly Carnaged Zine #2 is now available on Amazon Follow links below to buy our…

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Monkey Man – New Official Product

The Oracle January 18, 2021 No Comments

This monkey man in a recliner chair who stares at you in judgement first appeared in Lightly Carnaged zine #1. Now you can get him…

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New Ostrich Von Nipple Music Video!

The Oracle November 27, 2022

You may notice, this new video we made isn’t on our usual Lightly Carnaged channel. That’s because this one is so fancy it gets to…

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Paperhouse Dance

The Oracle June 9, 2022 No Comments

Dance battle at the Tengu drum circle! If you do well your goiter might be removed, but beware not to cross the Tengu.

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Bauhaus Ballet

The Oracle December 8, 2021 No Comments

And by Bauhaus I don’t mean the band (surprisingly enough), I mean some good ol’ Oskar Schlemmer ballet dancing set to the music Requiem Fur…

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Happy BeastMaster Halloween

The Oracle October 29, 2021 No Comments

This video featuring clips of Mathew Barney’s Cremaster Cycles for Virgin Prunes song ‘Beast’ is really weird and disturbs me greatly…. perfect for release on…