White Trash Beef Pancakes

This recipe is for a fusion cuisine breakfast based on the traditional Korean dish “Beef Pancakes”, but made with Steak-Umms and Wonder Breading. Serve with Top Ramen.

Ingredients:

Special Equipment:

  • Steak-Umms
  • Loaf of Wonder Bread
  • Eggs
  • Oil
  • Artificial Seasonings
  • Top Ramen
  • Cocktail Onions

  • Gas Powered Super Blender

Instructions:

First prep the Wonder Bread by putting a loaf in the gas powered super blender and blend until the bread turns back into flour.

Repeat as necessary until you have a nice pile.

Add artificial seasonings to the flour. Beat an egg or three.

Heat frying oil in a pan. Coat a frozen Steak-Umm in the flower mixture, then dip it in the egg, then fry until crispy brown.

Serve on top of Top Ramen and add cocktail onions as garnish. Enjoy!


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